Thin Mint Reality

This is my first post, so I need to address Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Thin Mints are the perfect display of deception. A tiny, "thin" cookie made of dark chocolate & mint housed in a cheap clear sleeve that always tears apart, which only beckons me to eat the whole roll, and so I must! Even the little green box with pictures of wholesome girls on the front speaks of fun and laughter and childhood. Yeah, it's fun, until I eat the whole box, then another, then a case of them. Then I've got a problem. Now I'm fat from eating a thin cookie. Come on!